- A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun’.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
This just made my Friday even better
Posted: March 15, 2013 in UncategorizedTags: funny, funny notifications, funny pics, funny quotes, hilarious notes, humor
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Reblogged this on Rants, Rambles and Other Nonsense and commented:
My favorite is the elevator porn. . .
These are hilarious!!!
I used to know a guy that I would have liked to give the “Your Bass Speakers are AMAZING!” to, but he was such a dumb ass that he would have taken it as a compliment!
“Your Old Spring Bed…” kinda made me wince, because I know that some of my neighbors would have liked to give that one to my wife and I, after getting to know us far more personally than they ever wanted to… But it wasn’t so much the springs, as it was one of the bed posts on the headboard that was the problem. When my wife and I were really rocking out, the right side bed post would hit the wall behind it so hard, that everyone could hear it banging, and it was even putting a hole in the plaster on the wall. But my wife was happily drilled into a euphoric daze, so she didn’t care, and I was also getting off big time, so even though I was aware of the problem, fixing it was always at the bottom of my “To Do” list, and it never got done.
Until one day at work, I mentioned it to one of the women I work with, who I’m very good friends with… She made me feel like a complete idiot, when she smiled sweetly at me, and said “Has it ever occurred to you, Mark, to just take an extra pillow and put it behind the bed post, to stop it from banging into the wall?”
I was forced to admit to her, that no, that very simple solution had never crossed my mind, and GAWD that was embarrassing!!!
LOL!
LMAO. I’ve been putting pillows between the headboard and the wall for years now. Damn beds start to squeak and make all sorts of embarrassing noises. And god damn are they loud.
You’ve been putting pillows between the headboard and the wall for years???
Where the hell WERE you, when I NEEDED you? Huh??? Lol
I’M SORRY!! **Kneeling on my knees and looking up at you** Please forgive me.