Hell Is Going To Welcome Me with Open Arms.

Posted: June 29, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Jane Doe called.  Jane Doe was raped at the age of 12 by an elderly man.  During the act, Jane Doe kicked the man in his balls.  The next day the elderly man died of a heart attack.  She says that dead man didn’t actually rape her.  But he did penetrate her.  Isn’t forceful penetration considered rape?  Jane Doe is looking to sue the dead man’s estate.  Jane Doe is now 36 years old.  Besides the statute of limitations expiring, so did the dead man.  He literally got the death penalty.  I wonder, can she be charged with manslaughter for giving the dead man a heart attack?  We do have a whole penal law on manslaughter and rape.

I am going straight to hell.  First class on the Concorde.  Hell will throw a welcoming party for me.  I think at some point my punishment may include flailing.

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